May 2012
maghrabies:
my life is just one big awkward text post with 0 notes
lamefce:
once i know your first name your url becomes your last name
-konoha:
minimalmyass:
books-in-the-tardis:
od3sta:
thegleefulhouseelf:
im-a-walking-paradox:
hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow
hey americans have fun paying your health care
stop guys we’re friends remember
wrong flag France
omg this
hyperbolequeen:
you know what the stupidest award is
perfect attendance
why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it
where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here
donkeyhorse:
katara:
vegetarians are actually wizards
No way O_O
elementofdisharmony:
who cares about gender let’s all just kiss and eat sandwiches
Anonymous asked: unf
laugh-all-night:
when i say ‘the internet’ i actually just mean tumblr
Anonymous asked: Can you explain your most erotic dream?
tltty:
I changed my friend’s email signature to “I CANNOT STOP FARTING!!!!!!!!!” in size 72 font and she doesn’t know how to change it back & she’s been emailing teachers omfg i love me
Avengers pick up lines:
Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.
GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION...
youareafaker:
k4yte3:
yahbudovoxo:
republiccityobsessed:
omg do this i will cry
Nobody has ever won this. Ever.
Game on.
bring it on!!
come at me <3
not sure
bring it, bitches!
Reblog this if you like boobs
shelpee:
apparently you arent allowed to have problems if you arent a starving african child
Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
lady-korra:
justtouchedawkwardly:
The latest commercial from The Central Institute of Technology in Australia. (x)
oh my god, just watch it.
i suddenly want to go to this school
One thing you have to admire about Sims
keybladeninja11:
No prejudice at all on their part.
No Sim hates another because of weight. Or height. Or physical appearance. Or clothes. Ever.
No Sim hates a couple if they happen to be of different colours. Nor does anyone hate gay/lesbian relationships. Or straight.
We may put such things in our stories because in our world, such isn’t true. But the Sims themselves just don’t have that...
Anonymous asked: A picture of you wearing your bra?
5 tags
Look, another gif!
Don’t ask why we’re just in our bras. It was hot outside, okay?
Anonymous asked: Can you make a gif with your gf?